| WinErr 001: | Windows loaded - System in danger |
| WinErr 002: | No Error - Yet |
| WinErr 003 | Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file |
| WinErr 004 | Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong |
| WinErr 005 | Multitasking attempted - System confused |
| WinErr 006 | Malicious error - Desqview found on drive |
| WinErr 007 | System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware |
| WinErr 008 | Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments |
| WinErr 009 | Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened |
| WinErr 00A | Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full |
| WinErr 00B | Inadequate disk space - Free at least 500MB |
| WinErr 00C | Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More! |
| WinErr 00D | Window closed - Do not look outside |
| WinErr 00E | Window open - Do not look inside |
| WinErr 00F | Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened |
| WinErr 010 | Reserved for future mistakes by our developers |
| WinErr 011 | Window open - Do not look outside |
| WinErr 012 | Window closed - Do not look inside |
| WinErr 013 | Unexpected error - Huh ? |
| WinErr 014 | Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of |
| WinErr 018 | Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore |
| WinErr 019 | User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not! |
| WinErr 01A | Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry |
| WinErr 01B | Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that |
| WinErr 01C | Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate |
| WinErr 01D | System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code |
| WinErr 01E | Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait |
| WinErr 01F | Reserved for future mistakes of our developers |
| WinErr 020 | Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost |
| WinErr 042 | Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again |
| WinErr 079 | Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue |
| WinErr 103 | Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded |
| WinErr 678 | This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? |
| WinErr 683 | Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure |
| WinErr 815 | Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available |
