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TO: All Employees
SUBJECT: Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest level quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program or SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other organization in our industry.

If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. while on the job, please see your immediate supervisor. You will be placed on the top of the S.H.I.T. list for Special Attention.

All of our supervisors are particulary qualified to see you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle at your own speed.

If you consider yourself to be thoroughly trained, you may be interested in helping us to train others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List, Special High Intensity Training (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

If you have any questions, please address them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.) Program, or the Special High Intensity Training Head in your department (S.H.I.T. Head).



Thank You,

Boss in General
Special High Intensity Training
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)



P.S. With the personality some of you show around here, you could easily qualify for the Director of Intensity Program (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

P.P.S. Failure of this course qualifies you for the Definite Employe Elimination Program (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).




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