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Actual: 4,33/5 (12 votos)
  • Should I have a baby after 35?
  • No, 35 children is enough.
  • I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
  • With any luck, right after he finishes college.
  • How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
  • If it's the flu, you'll get better.
  • What is the most common pregnancy craving?
  • For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
  • What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
  • Childbirth.
  • The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
  • 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
  • My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
  • So what's your question?
  • What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
  • Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him).
  • How long is the average woman in labor?
  • Whatever she says divided by two.
  • My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
  • Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
  • When is the best time to get an epidural?
  • Right after you find out you're pregnant.
  • Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
  • Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
  • Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
  • Yes, pregnancy.
  • Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
  • Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
  • What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
  • It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.
  • What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
  • When you see teeth marks.
  • Do I have to have a baby shower?
  • Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
  • Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
  • When the kids are in college.

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