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Windows™ 95 install source-code
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//
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1994-Spring 1995
//

#include "win31.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

//
Reference: Internal memo #99281-95
From: William H. Gates III
To: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project

William H. Gates III wrote:
"I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.
It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something _good_.
Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.
//

#define INSTALL = HARD

void main() {
while(!CRASHED) {
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if(first_time_installation) {
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if(still_not_crashed) {
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
}

//
Reference: Internal memo #99683-95
From: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
To: William H. Gates III

Dear Sir,

Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 'if'-statement will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final code. This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace!

Thank you for listening to us, the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project

//

if(still_not_crashed) {
write_cheer();
finished();
}
create_general_protection_fault();




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